More fun with clichés. Today’s, Another nail in the coffin. Let’s ponder this cliché for a moment, shall we? An idiom. Or as I like to call this one, an idiotard. Literally speaking, unless your, I assume poor, and tossed into a wood box, contemporary coffins have big ass clips to seal in death juices. Jews (my […]
Thanks to my good friend, Joe (@JoeTheCop), “Arresting Tales” columnist for Chicago Now and blogger of the Sprawling Ramshackle Compound, I am in possession of what can only be described as the most FABULOUS, kick ass image ever. Thank you, Joe-Joe-Bean! xo
Written by: Joanna Isbill In the fall of 2008, I was on track to finish school and start my new, grown-up, career driven, adult life. I had plans. I knew what my life was going to look like. And let me tell you, it was looking GOOD. And then I was diagnosed with papillary thyroid […]
Let me preface this by saying, of course I know that not all men are like this, hello. I’m merely addressing what I have witnessed with a large enough percentage of men to write this lame ass post. The fist squeeze is the straight man’s hug or straight to gay man’s hug. Have you […]
I am a cliché addict. To me, cliché’s are camp and annoyingly on the nose, or nonsensical. For example: “Many hands make light work”. Sounds more like a Chinese proverb or fortune cookie, but whatever. “As horny as a three balled tomcat”. Since when are deformities a gateway to an increased sexual appetite? Again, nonsensical. Today’s cliché, […]
Via the NY Daily News with my commentary in burgundy… Trump is not running yet – but sounding an awful lot like a candidate BY GLENN BLAIN Donald Trump told an Albany radio station this morning that he’d make a decision about running for president before June – but that didn’t stop him from ripping […]
Palin is comedic gold. No platinum. Palin’s stupidity is so epic, she makes G’Bush Joon appear as if he’s got an 1/8 of a brain. Palin’s children’s names are as nonsensical as her performances: Track (and field), Bristol (in the UK, which I highly doubt Palin knows the whereabouts of), Willow (tree), (pied) Piper, […]