A Letter to Bactrim
Dear Antibiotics— Hat tip to a successful partnership; you did a very comprehensive job. Not every antibiotic takes their work as seriously as you do. Not once did you slack off or pass responsibility to another medication. In advance, thank you for answering the quiz I sent you on Friday. I like to get to […]
Transvadge Apocalypose
One of my favorite literary publications, Monkeybicycle has granted me the opportunity to write a new essay series about the surreal happenings in my oddly wonderful life. Please give “Transvadge Apocalypse” a read. Be sure to check out Monkeybicycle’s other writers, books and podcast. Thank you, MB, I heart you so much!
You’d Think Owning a Pure Breed Dog Wouldn’t be so Felonious
- Non-Fiction Essays by Katie Schwartz
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But it is… very, especially in LA. This week in, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should, I’m hocking about my experience owning a pure breed dog and the hell that broke loose with people who rescue dogs. Hello, allergies – doesn’t count for shit. Give it a read […]
Neil Diamond & Barbara Streisand, You Don’t Bring Me Flowers
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I’ve died and gone to camp heaven. She strokes the side of his face and he kisses her hand. FAB.
Barbara Streisand & Barry Gibb What Kind Of Fool
When Baaaahbra’s fingers slowly escape Barry’s, please, it just don’t get better.