Month: June 2013

You’d Think Owning a Pure Breed Dog Wouldn’t be so Felonious

But it is… very, especially in LA. This week in, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should, I’m hocking about my experience owning a pure breed dog and the hell that broke loose with people who rescue dogs. Hello, allergies – doesn’t count for shit. Give it a read […]

Day Gotta Be Kidding Me

My new column, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should debuted yesterday on HuffPo Comedy, “Oh, Daegu.” [EXCERPT] I’ve driven across country numerous times. Nebraska’s a blast! Ginormous signs everywhere spewing vitriol, “Abortion Equals Murder,” “Baby Killer” and my personal favorite “Get Your Abortion Somewhere Else.” Right, because schlepping to one of the […]

A Royal Flangezam

I watched Barbara Walter’s special, “Bringing up Baby,” about the Royal loin-fruit-to-be because I was curious to see how over the top it would be, and it- superty was. As I understood it, each royal vagina is assigned a royal gynecologist. I kept wondering about the introduction, exam and outcome. Did he bow? Was there […]