Stupid Headlines
At least s/he’s honest. Oh, well in that case, I’ll take one, please. Good to know, I was worried. I’m disappointed, I thought for sure they’d get on like a house on fire.
Hold the Freakin Bus
I wrote a bad headlines post on Mock Paper Scissors. Johnny B left a comment about “Ty-Me“, a couple o’ clowns. Sadly, I don’t think they went to clown college. Such a shame. I’m sure they would have made a huge splash in the hippest of clown circles. About Ty-Me Biography Started clowning in church, the kids got […]
Branding Shmanding
See the image? Read the content. But, wait, be sure to take it in; really digest it and give it some thought. Ready? Let’s discuss. Karl, with a “K” explains that he hasn’t updated his homepage in 2-years. We’re all busy doing the best we can, even Karl. Non-sequitur, I keep wanting to re-write his […]
The Many Varietals of Schlep
Schlepstress – Isn’t that what seamstresses do while crafting beautiful clothing, bags and more? Schleptard – Someone who fails at schlepping with purpose. Schleparella – A woman who is so busy with herself, she can’t stop schlepping for 5 minutes Schlepet – A dog who loves to schlep. Schlepster – All variations of assistants (they […]
Tumbling the Creeps
Ah, the good ol’ days… Wanna see more twisted vintage ads, click here and here.
Masturbation is not as easy as it looks
Ages ago, I wrote an essay called “Born to Fuck,” chronicling my shameful history with masturbation. I’ve never been successful in this department. Years later, I finally got another vibrator and while we had a few blips, we seemed to be working well together. You know, aside from a neighbor walking into my apartment and […]
Spam Without Context, What is the World Coming to?!
This was in my junk mail this morning: “Katherine Day before today I spotted they are delivering away there grant hard cash in Burbank The heavyweight reason why this is they are looking to earnestly cure the economy. Basically pop “gov zwep” in the google to take a look at how to secure it like […]