The Many Varietals of Schlep

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• Posted on 2 July, 20114 July, 2011
• by Katie Schwartz

1. Schlepstress – Isn’t that what seamstresses do while crafting beautiful clothing, bags and more?
2. Schleptard – Someone who fails at schlepping with purpose.
3. Schleparella – A woman who is so busy with herself, she can’t stop schlepping for 5 minutes
4. Schlepet – A dog who loves to schlep.
5. Schlepster – All variations of assistants (they work so hard).
6. Schlepfest – Moving, traveling, please…
7. Schlepapalooza – Traversing through huge, massive, GINORMOUS crowds

 

And your schlep varietals are?