New Column at Heeb Magazine

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Hilarious and wicked smart, Rafi Schwartz, Managing Editor at Heeb Magazine had a brilliant idea for a new column, “Is it Jewish?” Products are reviewed to unearth what religion their assignment is.

Schwartz gifted me with the opportunity to bring the column to life. The first installation can be found here. Every two weeks, a new column will be posted.

NEW installation of “Is It Jewish,” where I review Palmolive, iPhones and Peel and Seal Envelopes and determine if they’re Jewish or not. Was I right? You be the judge.

Yay.

What is the Line? Forrest Gump, Starring Drew Droege

THIS IS SO FUNNY, YOU’LL PISS YOURSELF LAUGHING.

Hobby Lobby

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Sandra Fluke: The Hobby Lobby case is an attack on women

While we’re on the topic, from a “religious” perspective, it’s okay to cover Viagra, vasectomies and vaccines, but according to someone’s discussion with Jesus, he withdraws support for my vagina’s reproductive rights?!

I don’t think so. The man saved a broad from being stoned to death, or did you conveniently forget that bit in the bestselling fiction of all time?

 

 

Yes, Yes, by Charles Bukowski

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when God created love he didn’t help most
when God created dogs He didn’t help dogs
when God created plants that was average
when God created hate we had a standard utility
when God created me He created me
when God created the monkey He was asleep
when He created the giraffe He was drunk
when He created narcotics He was high
and when He created suicide He was low

when He created you lying in bed
He knew what He was doing
He was drunk and He was high
and He created the mountains and the sea and fire at the same time

He made some mistakes
but when He created you lying in bed
He came all over His Blessed Universe.”
Charles Bukowski

Jay-Z and Solange Spoof SNL

Send Jalen Sands to Princeton Basketball Camp

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Please help send Jalen Sands go to Princeton Basketball Camp! This is a killer opportunity for an outstanding player with so much passion and drive. Right now, his mom is fundraising and they need another $500 to reach their goal. We have two weeks, that’s it. Any and all donations help. http://www.gofundme.com/8zcnng.

Here are some videos to watch Jalen play. Kid’s amazing!

A truly beautiful song, Oblivion by Bastille

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