Trump ‘knows words and has the best words.’ He’s charismatic, charming and takes your breath away. Seeing him in person, you feel a bit swoony and taken aback. His big, booming personality and signature scowl makes you feel equal parts grateful that you showed up, titillated and nervous about what he might say about […]
Real Voters Reveal Their American Dream from Funny Or Die
The first issue of The American Bystander, a new print-only humor magazine, began with a letter from the publisher predicting failure. “This is willfully re-launching the Titanic,” Michael Gerber wrote last fall, “knowing full well it will sink.” The New York Times! Congratulations, Michael!
Anyone who knows is keenly aware of my disdain for gyms and phobia of trainers. If I walked into a gym, I wouldn’t know what the fuck to do. I don’t wear gym-ee clothes. Those machines look like they were created by Hitler. I’ve kept the one mirror in my house shrouded for years. Yes, […]
Redbubble makes the most fabulous iPhone cases and this is one of my favorites, We are the granddaughters of the witches you were Unable to Burn. Nothing but love for this baby.
This is so funny. The exercise Messiah teaches us how to workout for God.