I want to shake you into my awareness; piercing voice coming at you like a missile, until you open your eyes and see me standing before you exposed and naked. God! The view from your mighty, all-powerful throne must be so crystal fucking clear. Never is understanding your aim Over and over, you shroud me […]
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.” — Woody Allen Deathy jokes are the norm in my family: “One foot on the peel.” “S/he’s tagged and bagged; does s/he really need a box, too?” “Go into the light; it’s free.” “Who dies on a Wednesday?” […]
When you’re a gazillionaire and want to buy a mansion, do you ring Caldwell Banker or some ridiculously elite secret agent that specializes in over-priced and over-sized homes? What’s the criterion for choosing a mansion? If the 20th bathroom has wood panels, do you guffaw? Are 5 living rooms too disturbing to talk about? What […]
I realized I loved you unconditionally and how committed to you I was, despite my overwhelming fear of intimacy after it was too late to tell you. Resurrecting you was impossible; you were no longer within my reach. I tried talking to your ghost; though I wasn’t convinced you could evolve into ghostly material. A […]
After perusing a list of fetishes, anything from amputation, to insects crawling through and around one’s genitalia, necrophilia, and furies, among others, it all seemed so banal. What fetishfest would be complete without comes with tchoch?! Not that I’m a fetishxpert. I just think the fetish community might want to consider some new fetishes to […]
I met Rob Gokee on Twitter and fell in twitterlove with his tweets. Rob is funny – smart – talented – and such a mensch (good guy). He is a composer for films and television series. And, recently, an author. His first book In The Belly Of The Fail Whale, is a great, naked read […]
Though Facebook can be irky irksome and his twin sister irkarella, we remain addicted to it, just like Twitter. Right? Right. Because we’re not all new, we know there’s an election right around the corner. Shawn Stern is running for congress in: Casmalia Camarillo Fillmore Lompoc Valley Los Alamos Newbury Park Oak Park Ojai Orcutt […]