Doable Fetishes And Fetish Boundaries
After perusing a list of fetishes, anything from amputation, to insects crawling through and around one’s genitalia, necrophilia, and furies, among others, it all seemed so banal. What fetishfest would be complete without comes with tchoch?! Not that I’m a fetishxpert.
I just think the fetish community might want to consider some new fetishes to add to the list. So, I decided to suggest a few.
- Allergies – Embrace a dame with a penchant for repetitious sneezing at the most inopportune times. Though she’ll tank in the blowjob department during a sneeze-fest, why can’t snot be hot?
- Harkin’ and Shmarkin – An addendum to the allergy fetish, to include, but not limited to, belching and farting. Note: This is not a feces crossover. If a girl’s belches and farts carry a tune, and if you’re a musician, this could really help in the creative department. You can whip out some snazzy classical tunes, and thank her with a with a burp-fart-infused-Bach fuck.
- Politics – Engaging sexually with someone who doesn’t share your political views leads to hostile, aggressive sex. Filthy language can include: BP is a pack of mother fucking liars that lack any sense of responsibility for their actions. Or, if you actually believe Sarah Palin has a positive impact on this country, women’s rights, and is intelligent, masturbate in a corner wearing a dunce cap.
- The Happy Homo Fetish – If you’re attracted to him, of course he’s gay. If you’re not, give him your number, even if he does resemble Quasimodo, and has the brains of an Alaskan sea fisherman.
What are your fetishes? Come on, don’t be shy…
Bloging. Not on the first date though, and one of the few sexual fetishes where it’s ok to do it in separate rooms. Note: Facebook isn’t bloging or masturbation, but it is self abuse.
Paralish – so fucking funny. And, true.
If I had an allergy fetish, I would be so into myself.
Is it a fetish if you like two or more regular things at once? Such as reciting poetry and doing acrobatics? Both those things by themselves are cool; everyone likes a limber lady…but I think they would definitely cross over to the dark side when combined. Just imagine a sexy beatnick chick reciting her latest poem while doing a handstand on stage at the local coffee house…oh yeah
Allow me to be so bold
Does anyone remember Ralphie, in Sherman Oaks, grudge banging (I’ll use the PC term) a Republican blonde? I do, and, let me know what color the dunce caps come in please :)