When you’re a gazillionaire and want to buy a mansion, do you ring Caldwell Banker or some ridiculously elite secret agent that specializes in over-priced and over-sized homes? What’s the criterion for choosing a mansion? If the 20th bathroom has wood panels, do you guffaw? Are 5 living rooms too disturbing to talk about? What […]
I realized I loved you unconditionally and how committed to you I was, despite my overwhelming fear of intimacy after it was too late to tell you. Resurrecting you was impossible; you were no longer within my reach. I tried talking to your ghost; though I wasn’t convinced you could evolve into ghostly material. A […]
After perusing a list of fetishes, anything from amputation, to insects crawling through and around one’s genitalia, necrophilia, and furies, among others, it all seemed so banal. What fetishfest would be complete without comes with tchoch?! Not that I’m a fetishxpert. I just think the fetish community might want to consider some new fetishes to […]
The non-sequitur post from hell? Dish from my e-stalkers… This, from Rylee: My dad said mabey to the sleepover but u never no a mabey is a baby to grow up to be a yes!!! Aside from the misspellings, among other things, I’m obsessed with the comment maybe is a baby to grow up to be a yes. […]
We’re still working out the kinks, donchya know, but it’s almost there. What do you think of the new bloggy blog?
Aside from the fact that I have an eye infucktion burning my lady ball, and I’m busier than a tunnel rat foraging for a fuck, and more eggzhausted than a street walker pulling an all nighter wearing this ensemble, I’d say I’m doing mighty fine. Let’s play the “will you please stop emailing the wrong […]
I would Play with them all day regardless of who was watching, my hand would spend so much time in my pants, I’d have to charge it rent I’d treat them like marbles and ping-pong balls I’d play with them in front of old ladies I’d sit in restaurants spread eagle and watch people’s reactions […]