I watched Barbara Walter’s special, “Bringing up Baby,” about the Royal loin-fruit-to-be because I was curious to see how over the top it would be, and it- superty was. As I understood it, each royal vagina is assigned a royal gynecologist. I kept wondering about the introduction, exam and outcome. Did he bow? Was there […]
Apparently, I wrote this essay in 2004 because I just got notification that someone left a comment on BlogCritics.org. How it got there, I can’t say. An abridged version made its way to Six Sentences (thanks, 6S). I am so fucking over people who rescue dogs. I swear, they treat pure breed owners like […]
For publishing my pro-choice, non-fiction essay, “Homesick Abortion.” Told from the POV of an ethereal aberration whose deepest desire is to exist in Pheerknot and be aborted.
My insanely talented friend, comedy writer, author and actor, Stirling Gardner has launched a website, An Open Apology for his forthcoming book, “An Open Apology To All My Ex-Girlfriends: Volume 1” Submit your apology anonymously or otherwise right here. Follow An Open Apology on Twitter and Facebook. Reblog, repost, share, please. Grazie, beautiful babies
NOW CASTING LA/OC WOMEN IN RELATIONSHIPS (SAME SEX ACCEPTED) WHO APPEAR 23-35 YRS OLD FOR MAJOR NETWORK TELEVISION SHOW. (Los Angeles / Orange County) We are casting for a unique TV project for VH1 that will delve into the lives of real women at a crossroad in their relationships. We are searching for women who […]
Pilot Presentation created by, Stirling Gardner and C. Brian Smith. Show SHOULD be forthcoming. Hello, it’s genius and hilarious! Hmm… Branded entertainment? Give us a challah if you’re interested: Stirling Katie