Best Spam Ever

Today, when I opened my email, I was greeted with a special note thanking me for getting someone a job. Aside from calling a chick bro, aside from British and American slanguage, at the very bottom were all of these great (if I clicked) viruses with a “But wait, there’s more” money to be made online, links.

The economy is in the shitter. You ain’t givin’ me no money via an offshore account with a lovely “My Sweet Dear” intro. You’re intro’ng your spam mail with a smiley face and the promise of $$$ and the gift of viruses?! Class-ay.

yeah finally :
thanks a lot mate! I`m starting today, you have no idea how much you helped me bro!!!I have a serious debts and need to quickly make some cash.

Thank you so much!

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