We know my lame ass obsession with clichés. I find them terribly fascinating. I found this gem today, “20 Business clichés that make you look stupid”. I didn’t know from business clichés. I chose the clichés that were humorous to me. The next big thing – Dear Ha’Shem, please don’t let it be Michelle Shlockmann […]
A few years ago, a friend attempted suicide. When he failed, he dropped off the face of the earth and re-appeared three-years later with a flurry of text messages. Aiden: Hi Jew, since I failed at the dirt nap thing, I figured I’d get back in touch and see how my darlin’ is doing. Me: Dude, […]
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Ages ago, I wrote an essay called “Born to Fuck,” chronicling my shameful history with masturbation. I’ve never been successful in this department. Years later, I finally got another vibrator and while we had a few blips, we seemed to be working well together. You know, aside from a neighbor walking into my apartment and […]
“I have tried to be a man of letters in love with ideas in order to be a wiser and more loving person, hoping to leave the world just a little better than I found it.” — Cornel West “The country is in deep trouble. We’ve forgotten that a rich life consists fundamentally of serving others, […]
This was in my junk mail this morning: “Katherine Day before today I spotted they are delivering away there grant hard cash in Burbank The heavyweight reason why this is they are looking to earnestly cure the economy. Basically pop “gov zwep” in the google to take a look at how to secure it like […]
New Zealand has about 4 million people…and 70 million sheep Frogs can get athlete’s foot. There are more telephones in Washington D.C. than there are people. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Banging your head against a […]