According to Etymology.com, When life gives you lemons, turn them into lemonade: “the phrase Dale Carnegie popularized the cliché, but I found it in print five years prior to Carnegie’s first publication. This is from a sidebar of maxims in a men’s clothing advertising periodical called Men’s Wear, 1908/09” Still. I’m none the wiser about […]
I wrote a bad headlines post on Mock Paper Scissors. Johnny B left a comment about “Ty-Me“, a couple o’ clowns. Sadly, I don’t think they went to clown college. Such a shame. I’m sure they would have made a huge splash in the hippest of clown circles. About Ty-Me Biography Started clowning in church, the kids got […]
See the image? Read the content. But, wait, be sure to take it in; really digest it and give it some thought. Ready? Let’s discuss. Karl, with a “K” explains that he hasn’t updated his homepage in 2-years. We’re all busy doing the best we can, even Karl. Non-sequitur, I keep wanting to re-write his […]
Schlepstress – Isn’t that what seamstresses do while crafting beautiful clothing, bags and more? Schleptard – Someone who fails at schlepping with purpose. Schleparella – A woman who is so busy with herself, she can’t stop schlepping for 5 minutes Schlepet – A dog who loves to schlep. Schlepster – All variations of assistants (they […]
I remember, when the moon shines clear How I’d whisper in my husband’s ear Like a dentist saying “Open Wider” “Don’t you want to be a good provider” “dont you want to be the gracious host In a lovely home of which you’re proud to boast? When my girl friends come to call We’ve […]