Hold the Freakin Bus

I wrote a bad headlines post on Mock Paper Scissors. Johnny B left a comment about “Ty-Me“, a couple o’ clowns. Sadly, I don’t think they went to clown college. Such a shame. I’m sure they would have made a huge splash in the hippest of clown circles.

About Ty-Me

Started clowning in church, the kids got to big to kep clownin g and I just kept clowning.

clowning, balloon twisting, clown magic,Santa, Easterbunny

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They call me Ty-Me, used to call me Ty-Knee but I married Miss-Me so now they Call me Ty-Me.

I think Ty’s biography is masterfully crafted. Instead of choosing flowery adjectives, he chose to be direct and omit grammar. Aside from his interests in Santa and the Easter bunny, I was impressed by the fact that he married another clown named, Miss-Me and they merged their names to, Ty-Me. Does it get any cuter?

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Aside from falling passionately and desperately in love with this scrip, I’m also left with oodles of questions and nowhere to turn for answers, so my love is tempered with a bit of sorrow. Was this prescription for a woman who had two vaginas? Was this a shared prescription between two women? Speaking for myself, unless I’m baking bread in my lady parts, I’ve never been given a scrip for vadge capsules. Of course, I’m probably over-thinking this and taking it too literally. Still. This girl can’t help but wonder who’s vagina this scrip belongs to.

If said vagina owner or handler happens upon this post, please don’t hesitate to email me.

As you were.


PS: Thanks for the image, Jezebel.

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