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  1. Katie Schwartz, Please Answer My Lame Ass Questionnaire

    January 29, 2010 by Katie Schwartz

    I was born Katie Schwartz. I know there others out there, thanks to Google and not being retarded.

    For years, I have been dying to talk to other Katie Schwartz’s to find out if we have any commonalities. I’m curious, okay?!

    Don’t you wonder if people who share your name also share your likes and dislikes and if there are similarities between you? I do. I’m freakishly inquisitive by nature and about this.

    I friended (as of this evening), 30 Katie Schwartz’s on Facebook. Only two have accepted my request, argh. I’m hoping more accept. Below is the questionnaire I’m going to send them via Facebook.

    Is it too over the top for an introduction? Should I consider foreplay, like “Hi, how are you, nice to meet you and stop there to wait for a response before delving into the below Q’?

    1. Is your given name Katie Schwartz?
    2. How old are you?
    3. Where did you grow up?
    4. Did you move around a lot as a kid?
    5. Are your parents married or divorced?
    6. What do you do for a living?
    7. How many siblings do you have?
    8. What’s your favorite color?
    9. Do you have nightmares?
    10. Do you like dark comedy?
    11. What’s your sexual orientation?
    12. Did you ever have feathered hair?
    13. Is your hair dark or light?
    14. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
    15. How tall are you?
    16. Are you thin or chunky but funky?
    17. Have you struggled with weight during your life?
    18. Do you have a thyroid disease? If so, what kind?
    19. Do you have a genetic autoimmune disease?
    20. Where is your family originally from?
    21. What religion were you born into?
    22. Is your family loud and gregarious or quiet?

    If anyone has any suggestions, by all means, toss em my way.