Katie Schwartz, Please Answer My Lame Ass Questionnaire
I was born Katie Schwartz. I know there others out there, thanks to Google and not being retarded.
For years, I have been dying to talk to other Katie Schwartz’s to find out if we have any commonalities. I’m curious, okay?!
Don’t you wonder if people who share your name also share your likes and dislikes and if there are similarities between you? I do. I’m freakishly inquisitive by nature and about this.
I friended (as of this evening), 30 Katie Schwartz’s on Facebook. Only two have accepted my request, argh. I’m hoping more accept. Below is the questionnaire I’m going to send them via Facebook.
Is it too over the top for an introduction? Should I consider foreplay, like “Hi, how are you, nice to meet you.” and stop there to wait for a response before delving into the below Q’s?
- Is your given name Katie Schwartz?
- How old are you?
- Where did you grow up?
- Did you move around a lot as a kid?
- Are your parents married or divorced?
- What do you do for a living?
- How many siblings do you have?
- What’s your favorite color?
- Do you have nightmares?
- Do you like dark comedy?
- What’s your sexual orientation?
- Did you ever have feathered hair?
- Is your hair dark or light?
- Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
- How tall are you?
- Are you thin or chunky but funky?
- Have you struggled with weight during your life?
- Do you have a thyroid disease? If so, what kind?
- Do you have a genetic autoimmune disease?
- Where is your family originally from?
- What religion were you born into?
- Is your family loud and gregarious or quiet?
If anyone has any suggestions, by all means, toss em’ my way.
There is only *one* Katie Schwartz and I am writing a comment on her mutahfuckin blog!
Fran is right there is only *ONE* Katie Schwartz. . Although, thinking more about it, imagine if there were more just like you? That would not be a bad thing. Think of how much you would accomplish if you had a few “younger” Katie Schwartz’ minds to mold however you please. I can see it now!!! lmao
Seriously, I say go for it.
Hopefully you will hear from more but if you don’t you could still try another PM enticing them with a little bit about why you friended them. They might be just be as curious as you. If not, they’ll just think your crazy and ignore you. What have you got to lose?
Can’t wait to hear what happens!
Katiedear, the post above is from meeee. I forgot to put my name on it. ;)
lori
I tried friending people with my same real name. It didn’t turn out so well. Most of them were religious crackpots who were also conservative politically.
I friended a couple of the 13 other Katherine Tomlinsons on facebook but it got confusing when they posted their status. Like Dr. Monkey, I found a lot of my fellow Katherines were more conservative than I. My sister used to work with a Katherine Tomlinson over at Shape Magazine but when she told her that her own sister was named “Katherine Tomlinson,” Shape Magazine Katherine was singularly uninterested. Good luck with the Katie Schwartz project. I will always think of you as the original and everyone else as imposters.
Unfortunately, there’s a “Robyn Hahn” that did that Nationwide insurance commercial. People actually ask me if I’m her (there is no resemblance). I’m always like, “What, do I look like I would sell car insurance?”!
There is only one Katie Schwartz. Everyone else will just be a pale imitation!
Go for it — you can call it a sociology experiment.
Dearest Katie:
There WILL ALWAYS be ONE of you!
YOU are the REAL Deal, and like the others say…
YOU… Katie Schwartz… ARE the “ORIGINAL,” and will always be the “ORIGINAL” to me!
Roz
This is the reason I like katieschwartz.com. Killer post.