Admittedly, I’m a deathy dame, to the extent that macabre humor tops my list, among other things. Let’s discuss the cliché, Stick a fork in him. Logistically, what scenario would one practice the fork method? I get the point – being stabbed by a fork hurts. If you have a pulse, you’ll react. Blah, […]
From the research I did, there is no evidence to substantiate this claim, “Madder than a wet hen”. Just out of curiosity, when a hen is mad, how would you know? I’ve been in the country. I’ve been to farms. I’ve seen hens in their “natural” habitat, and, yet, I’ve never heard a hen say “Fuck […]
I did a few searches for my own amusement. Pigs are descendants of boars, which are 8,000 years old. (Who cares?) When I searched for boars sexual behavior (As if you weren’t planning to do the same), I found a video on Google called “Boars having sex”. When I logged on, natch the video was called “Pig […]
In what twisted, fucked up parallel universe does money make the world go round. Today, I mean. We’re lucky we’ve got gravitation pull, though scientific predictions dictate that’s probably going to be short lived. The Middle Class has become an urban myth. Tent cities have cachet. Starvation is a way of life. Families live in […]
All’s fair in love and war if you’re a douche bag. Let’s break this down: All’s fair in love: In the words of Ronny (Nicolas Cage) in Moonstruck: “Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either, but love don’t make things nice, it ruins everything! It […]
This cliché is just plain stupid for more reasons than I can count. First of all, what kind of hands? Big hands? Little hands? Fingerless hands? Parkinson’s hands? Graves’ disease hands? Hyperthyroid hands? Wheelchair bound hands in a two story house without ramps or an elevator? Hands without a human attached? Get real! Worse, when I […]
More fun with clichés. Today’s, Another nail in the coffin. Let’s ponder this cliché for a moment, shall we? An idiom. Or as I like to call this one, an idiotard. Literally speaking, unless your, I assume poor, and tossed into a wood box, contemporary coffins have big ass clips to seal in death juices. Jews (my […]