Tag: menstrual humor

Crampella De Ville

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Posted on 29 May, 201129 May, 2011
by Katie Schwartz

Every month the lining of my U-terrace flows like a Yosemite waterfall. What a good girl. We’ve had a menstrualationship for quite a few years. And, yet, Crampella De Ville tightens her grip on my womb like clockwork on day 3. This is pretty much a rinse repeat deal, so why she insists on waging war against my body makes […]

Good for you, you have a Vagina, Now What?!

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Posted on 25 May, 2011
by Katie Schwartz

Speaking for myself, I’ve never met a woman who recalled a childhood memory exuding joy about peeing. As a teenager, one late night, stoned out’ my fuckin’ noggin, I peed downhill and watched the stream, wondering how many ants were drowning. That was cool, or so I thought. Most of us weren’t aware of our […]