Be My Posthumous Friend
Thank you, Monkeybicycle for publishing my latest essay, Be my Posthumous Friend. How often do you get friend requests on Facebook and Twitter from dead people?
Day Gotta Be Kidding Me
My new column, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should debuted yesterday on HuffPo Comedy, “Oh, Daegu.” [EXCERPT] I’ve driven across country numerous times. Nebraska’s a blast! Ginormous signs everywhere spewing vitriol, “Abortion Equals Murder,” “Baby Killer” and my personal favorite “Get Your Abortion Somewhere Else.” Right, because schlepping to one of the […]
Vulvacabulary
Until I reached puberty, my vadgarincess wasn’t even on my radar. Unlike boys who stood up to hold their outdoor plumbing and pee, I sat down because I had indoor plumbing—this was the extent of my vadgeoledge. Though I liked boys at twelve, puberty officially courted me when I was sixteen. That was when I […]
Fallujahtini Anyone?
When I menstruate it’s a war zone between my thighs, Baghdad in my vagina, with clots the size of a king’s ransom. My ovaries feel like marine boot camp, soldiers marching and punching my womb with all of their might to a Marine Corps Cadence, “We love the double time. We do it all […]
In The Belly Of The Fail Whale Written by Rob Gokee
I met Rob Gokee on Twitter and fell in twitterlove with his tweets. Rob is funny – smart – talented – and such a mensch (good guy). He is a composer for films and television series. And, recently, an author. His first book In The Belly Of The Fail Whale, is a great, naked read […]