The non-sequitur post from hell. The emails I’ve received for the wrong KatieGirl@gmail.com are worth reporting: UPDATE: Received today 11/14 “I can’t poo any longer i thought my butt was stronger! but I need your help to tacke this deamen out! Juust stick your hand up there and move it everywhere until u u puulll […]
I’m in my mid-late thirties. Throughout my life, when asked if I wanted to have kids, my response was “I think so. I don’t know. Maybe. I’m still on the fence. Though not much has changed, the latter has been, and still is, my default answer. Adoption has always been on the table as a […]
In the month of August, I got a record number of emails for another katiegirl@gmail.com. Shall we discuss them? Why yes, I think we should. Let’s begin with the 3 Onsies I purchased for the phantom baby I’m giving birth to in Hoboken, NJ. To be clear, I wouldn’t purchase this Onsie for my worst […]
After receiving 15 emails from a broad about how I, and my ilk, were doomed for death, as well as lovely recruitment emails espousing hate, hate and more hate, such as the email below, I responded, also below. Subject: Untimely death/ worth the read DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW (they […]
Point fucking blank, I know I’ve been a bad blog friend and a bad blogger, but that is no fucking, mother fucking reason to punish me with a subscription to Martha Stewart Living and BaudV!lle (note the exclamation as a substitute for). Do you HATE ME that much? Just call me a cuntlogger or a snatchpackage […]
Shalom; First, I’ve migrated all of links from All The Way From Oy To Vey. If I’ve missed anyone, TELL ME, I promise you it was an oversight. You know how fucktarded I can be. Don’t be shy. I want all of you with me. Would you please redirect your links right here? I know […]