Katie Schwartz, Please Answer My Lame Ass Questionnaire

I was born Katie Schwartz. I know there others out there, thanks to Google and not being retarded. For years, I have been dying to talk to other Katie Schwartz’s to find out if we have any commonalities. I’m curious, okay?! Don’t you wonder if people who share your name also share your likes and […]

Well Worth Going Back To Dairy For

I have been OCD’ng on Harvey Milk’s last quote (Will) from the movie MILK. It’s resonating so hard for me, personally, with respect to Dear Thyroid and with what’s happening politically and health care wise in this country. Sometimes I forget that all of our individual voices collectively make up millions of voices that have […]

No Shortage Of Stuffing Pie Hole Here, Metaphorically Speaking

I broke up with J Crew, but we got back together. I’ve noticed that a lot of Born Agains are starting to follow me on Twitter. To be clear, I don’t mean Christians or Catholics, I mean Zealarellas (zealots). I’m wondering… What part of me screams save me? One broad told me that she loved […]