This is so funny. The exercise Messiah teaches us how to workout for God.
Schwartz gifted me with the opportunity to bring the column to life. The first installation can be found here. Every two weeks, a new column will be posted.
NEW installation of “Is It Jewish,” where I review Palmolive, iPhones and Peel and Seal Envelopes and determine if they’re Jewish or not. Was I right? You be the judge.
NEW installation of “Is It Jewish,” where I review the ever important Beanie Babies, the Collected Works of Beethoven and Blow-up sex dolls.
The great Annabelle Gurwitch played SLIDER in ROMNEGGEDON as part of the Womb Warrior’s Resistance – What she did with this role is insanely hilarious. Please don’t forget to vote FOR WOMEN’S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS tomorrow by voting for Obama.
In this vignette of Romneggedon, the divine comedienne, Miss Kira Soltonavich (we LOVE her work) is playing, San V. The year is 2014 and because of San V’s amazing fertility, Romney surgically implanted several wombs and ovaries, so her body can be handled by the US Cabinet
Our lady parts depend on Obama winning the election Tuesday, they really do. Romney is dangerous. While Romneggedon seems fantastical and impossible, again, I ask, what if we’re wrong? Is it a risk that we’re willing to take?
The lovely and talented, Katya Lidsky played, Puckers, an Extraction Team Leader for the Womb Warrior’s Resistance.
I know that the concept of a Romneggedon seems impossible, especially in America. What if we’re wrong? It’s almost 2013, dictators and genocide is very much a reality in the world. Are we so unwavering in confidence that Romney could NEVER turn a democracy that already crosses too many religious boundaries into a singular religious dictatorship?
As a Jew, I was raised to “Never forget” what Hitler and the Nazi’s did. Part of never forgetting is anticipating implausible possibilities, not conspiracy theories, at least not for me.
Sadly, I worry about degrees of a Romneggedon in the hands of Romney.
I’m proudly voting for Obama. I hope that you do, too.
As with THE PENIS FILES, I was gifted with the opportunity to work with some of my comedy mentors and heroes in ROMNEGGEDON. The comediennes, actresses and comedy writers who participated were comprised of women I aspired to work with. These divine dames don’t even have to say anything to be funny. Humor effortlessly oozed out of their pores.
One of the greatest moments for me was how our voices blended and each woman’s interpretation of their character in this world. It wasn’t even close to what I expected. Nope, it was a gazillion times better.
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THE WOMEN OF ROMNEGGEDON, WORD
WOMEN FROM DAY ONE ROMNEGGEDON SHOOT