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San V, Romneggedon

In this vignette of Romneggedon, the divine comedienne, Miss Kira Soltonavich (we LOVE her work) is playing, San V. The year is 2014 and because of San V’s amazing fertility, Romney surgically implanted several wombs and ovaries, so her body can be handled by the US Cabinet

Our lady parts depend on Obama winning the election Tuesday, they really do. Romney is dangerous. While Romneggedon seems fantastical and impossible, again, I ask, what if we’re wrong? Is it a risk that we’re willing to take?

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Clippy, Romneggedon

Becky Thyre is a comedy writer, actress and improv goddess! She played, Clippy, the Zip Lead Medic for the Womb Warrior’s Resistance.

Her job was to remove leashes from women’s vaginal canals after escaping from Guam Useless Womb Penitentiary and Allocation Locations.

What Becky did with this character is nothing short of genius and hilarious.

Political Secession Letter to the Red States

Dear Red States:

We’re ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we’ve decided we’re leaving.

We in the Blue States intend to form our own country .

In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.

We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford,Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite National Park.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a non-proven theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We’re taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.


Citizens of the Enlightened States of America

Romneggedon, Flexi, Vignette 4

Ali MacLean played Flexi in ROMNEGGEDON. She was nothing short of brilliant and hysterical. Her spin on this character was exquisitely twisted.

In this post-apocalyptic world where Romney’s been voted into office, women are on the run, they’re in hiding and they’re fighting for their lives and freedom. A woman’s worth is defined by the quality of her womb and ovaries ability to reproduce. A working womb gets the privilege of participating in Reproductive Line-ups for white Christian male handler’s to choose. Useless wombs are sent to Guam Useless Womb Penitentiary after undergoing lab experiments to find out why her womb is useless.

With comments such as the ones below regarding reproductive rights, I wonder if ROMNEGGEDON could sadly come to fruition in the hands of Romney…

I think the feminist pro-choice movement has it all wrong: Mitt Romney and other pro-lifers are actually fighting FOR women’s lives. If the static is true that more females than males are being born, the pro-lifers are actually trying to protect the lives of future women. Aside from cases of rape, a woman exercises control over her body whenever she decides whether or not to have unprotected intercourse.

Katie, I respectfully submit to you that I think the feminist movement should be at the forefront of the defense of otherwise defenseless females. The “sexual playing field” will never be level as long as women can get pregnant but men can’t. Romney is committed to protecting the lives of females still in their mothers’ wombs. Somebody has to protect these future women; the Democratic party won’t.

Katie, I am not a Republican. I consider myself a moderate. No one is taken women to some institution and impregnating them. What you continue to resist is the idea that if you are pregnant, the woman in your womb (assuming your embryo is female) has the same right to life that you do. Not to be insensitive, but I’m glad for your sake your Mom chose to have you. You are a valuable being, worthy of respect. So is that child waiting to be born. With all the advances in birth control, abortion should not be necessary.


Romneggedon, Mish, Vignette 3

Check out the magnificent and talented, Julie Goldman playing, MISH – Freedom Fighter for the Womb Warrior Resistance

If we don’t vote for Obama, Romney will wage vaginal warfare on women. Women will no longer be able to get safe and legal abortions. Women will not be allowed to use birth control. Women will not get adequate, quality healthcare.

Should we allow ourselves to think that Romney won’t institute these change? Growing up, one of my biggest life lessons was “Never forget” regarding Hitler.

While charismatic, Romney has never told a single truth, not once. If we elect him into office, we are giving a dangerous man too much power; power over the Supreme Court, power over women’s bodies, over our international and domestic policies and more.


First Vignette from Romneggedon: Charlotte Bartholomew, A Good Christian with a Bad Womb


The first installation of Romneggedon: Romney’s been elected into office and has waged vaginal warfare on women: Please check out the first of many installations to come. This one is on Comediva (thank you). Meet, Charlotte Bartholomew (Sascha Alexander), a good Christian with a Bad Womb. Vote Obama 2012!