You are different from you
I know this is a commercial. In my opinion, it’s a fantastic story told in a minute.
Apartment on Twin Peaks, Written by Helen Adam
I remember, when the moon shines clear How I’d whisper in my husband’s ear Like a dentist saying “Open Wider” “Don’t you want to be a good provider” “dont you want to be the gracious host In a lovely home of which you’re proud to boast? When my girl friends come to call We’ve […]
He Sucks at Suicide
A few years ago, a friend attempted suicide. When he failed, he dropped off the face of the earth and re-appeared three-years later with a flurry of text messages. Aiden: Hi Jew, since I failed at the dirt nap thing, I figured I’d get back in touch and see how my darlin’ is doing. Me: Dude, […]
Tumblvention for One, Please
Dear Tumblr; Listen, I know we just met a short while ago. Okay, 12 hours to be exact. Here’s the thing, you have become my outlet for dark visual humor. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying, I’m super glad our paths intersected, really I am. The problem is that I’m obsessing and I need to stop. […]
The Barbie Chronicles Continue
I have found a way to tumble all things Barbie, macabre and dark.
How do you heal a broken heart?
Knowing that she had annihilated two hearts caused her bloodcurdling pain. She couldn’t mend them. She could listen. She could learn. She could apologize. She could be supportive. But, she couldn’t eradicate the ferocity of their pain. The two hearts she broke were dearer to her than breathing. She caused permanent damage. She felt […]