Barbie, Say it isn’t so!
I tried, I really did. I made a concerted effort over 2-days not to focus on Barbie. She be calling me, yo. This time, I found some jacked Barbies and one gem. Shall we take the tour of Barbie’s with eating disorders and more? Hells yeah.
Bulimic Barbie is smart enough to place a carpet underneath her knees and pull her hair back. I do admire this, though I wonder why the mirror isn’t strategically placed behind the toilet. Watch yo’ work, lady
So, this is what men want; a size 0. Oy and vey
MOB princess Barbie is rockin’ her locks. I didn’t know they made plus size Barbie attire.
Sweet, teen Barbie gets knocked up. I wonder if she was part of the pregnancy pact. I LOVE the womb pocketbook. Very clever, not creepy at all.
I love this; Senior Barbie is rockin it big time, though I am quite furious about the luggage under her eyes. Crows feet and lines wasn’t enough? Come on, she doesn’t have GED.