Snatchstick, It’s On

Snatchstick, It’s On

After receiving 15 emails from a broad about how I, and my ilk, were doomed for death, as well as lovely recruitment emails espousing hate, hate and more hate, such as the email below, I responded, also below.

Subject: Untimely death/ worth the read

DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW (they can’t say “until”? Their cause seems mighty enough to warrant a full “until”).

Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this…… Very interesting, read until the end…..  It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): ‘Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, tha t shall he also reap. (Again with the misspellings, oy). Here are some men and women who mocked God: (No, dearie, they exercised their right to freedom of speech, THANK GOD).

John Lennon(Singer): Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

‘Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him’ (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

Tancredo Neves(President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died..

Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During A show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro)

Dear Intolerant Cunt;

I AM A LOUD AND PROUD JEWISH WOMAN. TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST IMMEDIATELY. You send me up to 5 emails a week. ENOUGH.

The problem with Born Again Christian’s, not Christians, born again Christians, is the malignant, destructive level of intolerance you preach and practice. Which, by the way, have NOTHING to do with Jesus’ ideologies. If you actually read the bible, you would know that Jesus preached tolerance for all of humanity, including gays, liberals, artists, and everything in between, and, especially all religions. He was an insightful philosopher.

Your ilk does more damage than good. You’re dangerous. You will reap what you sow, which I assure you, will not be heaven, a place you are unworthy of visiting or residing. No. You will go to hell.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU IN MY INBOX AGAIN. If I do, hell hath no fury like a liberal, embryonic stem cell research supporting, fierce pro-choice advocate with something to say.

Are we clear?

Katie –

You’ll be happy to know that she emailed me back and said, “Sorry, I won’t email you anymore.” To which I responded, “Exercising tolerance would be an apology, but a lame ass, empty-headed sorry falls on deaf ears.”

14 comments

Tengrain
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Love it, Schwartzie, and love on you!

Regards,

Tengrain

kapgar
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You are so my hero.

Dr. Monkey
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I fucking love you so much, it hurts sometimes. Rock on Jewess!

Randal Graves
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Oh great, since you exposed them, the reaper will be coming for you and, by extension because his scythe has mad reach, us. Thanks a lot.

okjimm
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” lame ass, empty-headed sorry” seems a little tepid for you.

Hope you’re feeling OK.
Have a little chicken soup.
Maybe a little tea.
Get some rest.
I worry.

Dusty
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Holy fuckamoly woman..wonderful response to that hate-filled pseudo-christian. :)

Erin
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I’m uncomfortable when people show disrespect to God or others’ religious beliefs. But I doubt that God sits up at night worrying about what singers and politicians say. Both Christianity and Judaism (and other religions, as far as I know) are about love instead of hate. And we’ve all said things we regret.

KarenZipdrive
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A former co-worker and good friend of mine sends me a lot of Christian AND Republican e-mail.
I asked her to stop sending me the Republican stuff but I didn’t mention the religious stuff–I just delete it without comment.
I think most people send religious stuff for themselves more than for the recipient. I think they think they get extra credit with Jesus.

Cormac Brown
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Remember, you can’t spell harass withtout “a-s-s.”

Good gravy, what, they had nothing better to do? No clinics to protest? No books to burn?

libhomo
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Good for you. Those religious extremists expect everyone to pander to them.

Lisa
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I’m going to start my next email campaign with Dear Intolerant Cunt. If that doesn’t work, I quit.

Miss.Smack
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Good job. People are so fucking arrogant and pushy!

God doesn’t say it’s okay to be an arrogant, bossy fuck, people!

Pain
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Very well done Katie!

We, Ourselves assure you that every day thousands of these sorts of people arrive in Hell every day and after judging them they are usually sent on their merry way as Free Citizens in Hell. Most of the true Christianist zealots unable to deal with the mind crushing fact that their little fantasy didn’t come true for them end up homeless fleeing in fear from those who would help them adjust, the dole or in houses of rehabilitation where they still hold out hope of seeing Paradise.

They are not bad people they just cannot grasp that in the end “fairness” doesn’t mean all the people you love and admire go to Paradise and all the people you hate burn in a lake of fire. Some of the exceptional ones do get to go to that other place [so far only 65 182 out of all of Humanity] but for the most part what We see are people who want to get on with their Afterlife. And then there are the delusional . . .

Qu’ul cuda praedex nihil!

markdavidson
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I love you! :-)

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