New Essay on HuffingtonPost: Morning, Mourning Glory
- Non-Fiction Essays by Katie Schwartz
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the second essay of my column, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should is live on HuffingtonPost. Excerpt below… Around this time last year, I was in excruciating pain, and thought, either my womb is going to explode like a volcano or rush through my flange at warp speed. I ran — like […]
Day Gotta Be Kidding Me
My new column, I Don’t Drink Nearly As Much As I Should debuted yesterday on HuffPo Comedy, “Oh, Daegu.” [EXCERPT] I’ve driven across country numerous times. Nebraska’s a blast! Ginormous signs everywhere spewing vitriol, “Abortion Equals Murder,” “Baby Killer” and my personal favorite “Get Your Abortion Somewhere Else.” Right, because schlepping to one of the […]
Sobriety Never Pays
Sobriety Never Pays – watch more funny videos Winston Distillery is on the precipice of losing everything. The CEO, Tom and two remaining sales reps, Dick and Harry have a brainstorming session that ends in disaster. Written by: Katie Schwartz Directed by: Brad Lavery Produced by: Adam Franklin Cinematography by: Tony Stockert Starring!!! Stirling Gardner, […]
When
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The non-sequitur post from hell? Dish from my e-stalkers… This, from Rylee: My dad said mabey to the sleepover but u never no a mabey is a baby to grow up to be a yes!!! Aside from the misspellings, among other things, I’m obsessed with the comment maybe is a baby to grow up to be a yes. […]
Are You Sure You Don’t Want My Email Address?
Aside from the fact that I have an eye infucktion burning my lady ball, and I’m busier than a tunnel rat foraging for a fuck, and more eggzhausted than a street walker pulling an all nighter wearing this ensemble, I’d say I’m doing mighty fine. Let’s play the “will you please stop emailing the wrong […]