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	<title>Katie Schwartz</title>
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	<description>Comedy Writer. Founder Dear Thyroid. Knitter. Vintage Tchoch Collector. Guilt Enthusiast</description>
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		<title>Doable Fetishes And Fetish Boundaries</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/06/doable-fetishes-and-fetish-boundaries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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After perusing a list of fetishes, anything from amputation, to insects crawling through and around one&#8217;s genitalia, necrophilia, and furies, among others, it all seemed so banal. What fetishfest would be complete without comes with tchoch?! Not that I&#8217;m a fetishxpert.
I just think the fetish community might want to consider some new fetishes to add to the list. So, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The Belly Of The Fail Whale Written by Rob Gokee</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 16:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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I met Rob Gokee on Twitter and fell in twitterlove with his tweets. Rob is funny &#8211; smart &#8211; talented &#8211; and such a mensch (good guy). He is a composer for films and television series. And, recently, an author. His first book “In The Belly Of The Fail Whale”, is a great, naked read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Southern California Voters, Have You Considered Voting For Shawn Stern</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 13:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Casmaliia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fillmore]]></category>
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Though Facebook can be irky irksome and his twin sister irkarella, we remain addicted to it, just like Twitter. Right? Right.
Because we&#8217;re not all new, we know there&#8217;s an election right around the corner. Shawn Stern is running for congress in:


Casmalia
Camarillo
Fillmore
Lompoc Valley Los Alamos
Newbury Park
Oak Park
Ojai Orcutt
Piru
Santa Paula
Santa Ynez Valley Simi Valley
Thousand Oaks
Ventura
Un-Incorporated Santa Maria


Shawn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Soiled Forever: Kissing Boys Is Like Sex Before Marriage</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/05/soiled-forever-kissing-boys-is-like-sex-before-marriage/</link>
		<comments>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/05/soiled-forever-kissing-boys-is-like-sex-before-marriage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 22:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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Via Amy Guth (thank you), via @Cherylbowles, via Jezebel (thank you)!

Note: I will be updating my links on the sidebar. They were lost in translation &#8211; ie: meltdown. Be patient with me. If I&#8217;ve overlooked you, forgive me and please let me know.
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		<title>When</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/04/when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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The non-sequitur post…from hell?
Dish from my e-stalkers&#8230;
This, from Rylee: “My dad said mabey to the sleepover but u never no a mabey is a baby to grow up to be a yes!!!”
Aside from the misspellings, among other things, I’m obsessed with the comment – maybe is a baby to grow up to be a yes. Does this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>VIDEO: Jon Stewart Parodies Glenn Beck</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/03/video-jon-stewart-parodies-glenn-beck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[VIDEO: Jon Stewart Parodies Glenn Beck]]></category>
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You have got to watch these videos of Glenn parodying Jon and Jon parodying Glenn.
conservative-libertarian
intro&#8212;progressivism-is-cancer
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		<title>Why Is Health Care A Political Debate And Not A Birth Right?!</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/03/why-is-health-care-a-political-debate-and-not-a-birth-right/</link>
		<comments>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/03/why-is-health-care-a-political-debate-and-not-a-birth-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:47:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health Care Reform A Basic Human Right]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chronic conditions health care reform]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health and chronic illness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health care]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health care reform]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health insurance]]></category>

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Kairol Rosenthal, author of &#8220;Everything Changes&#8221;, wrote a stunning letter on Dear Thyroid today called &#8220;My Thyroid, My Congressman&#8220;. In her letter, she shared her story about losing her insurance shortly after being diagnosed with thyroid cancer, among other things. She also posted a wonderful article on her blog called: &#8220;When is &#8216;Life Or Death&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She&#8217;s Back</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/03/shes-back/</link>
		<comments>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/03/shes-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[katie schwartz blog]]></category>

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We&#8217;re still working out the kinks, donchya know, but it&#8217;s almost there. What do you think of the new bloggy blog?
]]></description>
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		<title>BLOG IS A MESS</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/03/blog-is-a-mess/</link>
		<comments>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/03/blog-is-a-mess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[katie schwartz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: WE ARE STILL WORKING ON IT AND IT IS GOING TO KICK ASS WHEN IT&#8217;S FINISHED THANKS TO @hdbbstephen. PS: He wrote a fabulous article about commerce online, a must read! http://bit.ly/cjvZIU
I KNOW&#8230; WORKING ON GETTING IT FIXED. I putzed around with the CSS like I know what I&#8217;m doing. Can I get a double oy?! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are You Sure You Don&#8217;t Want My Email Address?</title>
		<link>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/are-you-sure-you-dont-want-my-email-address/</link>
		<comments>http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/are-you-sure-you-dont-want-my-email-address/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie Schwartz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupid and Funny Emails]]></category>
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Aside from the fact that I have an eye infucktion burning my lady ball, and I&#8217;m busier than a tunnel rat foraging for a fuck, and more eggzhausted than a street walker pulling an all nighter wearing this ensemble, I&#8217;d say I&#8217;m doing mighty fine.
Let&#8217;s play the &#8220;will you please stop emailing the wrong katiegirl [...]]]></description>
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