Essays
Here is a small selection of current and past essays I’ve written.
Mock Paper Scissors/Huffington Post/Crooks and Liars
- We’ve been Lulled into a False Sense of Democracy
- Emotionally Pantsed by Trump?
- Rape Culture is Thriving, Thanks Ann Coulter
- I Want to Love you so Please Stop Normalizing Ivanka Trump
- Fighting the Normalization of Narcissism, Machiavellianism & Psychopathy
- Boing Boing: Silent treatment, love-bombing, gaslighting and other traits of Narcissist Personality Disorder
- If Trump Has A Personality Disorder It May Be The ‘What’ In The Collective ‘WTF?’
The American Bystander
- The American Bystander, print humor magazine. The New York Times published an article about The American Bystander and referenced one of my essays. To me, that was fucking cool and menschy.i
- Buy Issues #1 and #2, and donate for issues #3 and #4
Heeb Magazine
- Zayde’s First Blowjob (Zayde = Grandfather) *Read at Sit-n-Spin 10/15/15
Is It Jewish
- Is It Jewish: Cronuts, News & Information, and Foodie Presentation
- Is It Jewish: Vanderpump Rules, Spell-Check, and Social Media
- Hitches, Sporks, And Female Urination Devices (FUDs)
- Beanie Babies, Beethoven, and Blow-Up Dolls
- Palmolive, iPhones, and Peel and Seal Envelopes
- Tangle Teezer Hairbrush, INDUSTRIAL FLANGE, and VIBRATEX GIRLS’ “AMIE” VIBRATOR
Monkeybicycle & HuffingtonPost
- Relax, Jesus Loves You
- What Just Happened?
- The First Time I Got Felt Up
- Finding Normal
- If You Like It, Don’t Put A Ring On It
- I Plug You That Much
- The Nymph, The Nerve, The Ass
- Be My Posthumous Friend
- Transvadge Apocalypse
- Tits on the Table
- I Spy Rectal Disharmony
- Welcome to my Shame Buffet of a Day
- Top 3 Reasons My Sex Life Is Gone with the Wind
- A Dirty Pure Breed Owner
- Morning, Mourning Glory
- Oh, Daegu
To read a short selection of Katie’s essays, please review the following:
- Homesick Abortion
- Born to Fuck
- Shitvitation
- This is the Stock I come from
- See Mary Run (based on my play. (Feature film forthcoming: WGA# 1034204)
- My Legs are Closed for Business
- Twilight
- Fallujahtini Anyone?
- The Mourning After
- Vulvacabulary
To read more essays and other works by Schwartz, e-mail her. Ga’head.