My Animated Husband
When my friends tell me of their engagement, I’m genuinely happy for them. Just because marriage make my gums itch and my teeth swell, doesn’t mean that I’m adverse to the joy marriage brings them. It’s a beautiful thing- it’s just not the thing for me.
I’m incessantly asked, “Don’t you want to get married?” I explain that I was married… for 5 minutes. Thank you. Goodbye, please.
Monogamy, living with a man, these things I can do, I want to do. I CANNOT be married. For me, marriage feels like my breasts swirling through a meat grinder while my brain is stuck in a massive, torturous vice grip.
Often seems to get lost in translation, is that I can be happy for someone else getting married, because I abhor marriage for myself, and that just pisses me off.
So, I’ve decided to create an animated husband.