Tumblvention for One, Please

Tumblvention for One, Please

Dear Tumblr;

Listen, I know we just met a short while ago. Okay, 12 hours to be exact. Here’s the thing, you have become my outlet for dark visual humor. Don’t misinterpret what I’m saying, I’m super glad our paths intersected, really I am. The problem is that I’m obsessing and I need to stop. Do you know how much I have to do? Do you care? Of course not. The more I tumble, the more… Who knows. Who cares. The point is, I need a tumblevention.

You’re like a tumble monkey on my back. If you cut me off, I’ll feel like you’re infringing on my rights in some way. If you tell me to stop, I’ll just jones that much harder. Oh, Ha’Shem, I just don’t know.

Let’s discuss. Sound like a plan? I’m tumbling myself into a frenzy.

So, you’ll get back to me, right? No, you won’t. Don’t even think about breaking up with me.

More later.

Love,

Me.

No, that’s unprofesional.

Very Truly Yours,

Katie

That’s too impersonal.

Suck my lady balls, bitches. I love ya.

K.A.T.I.E.

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