Horny as a peach-orchard boar
I did a few searches for my own amusement. Pigs are descendants of boars, which are 8,000 years old. (Who cares?) When I searched for boars sexual behavior (As if you weren’t planning to do the same), I found a video on Google called “Boars having sex”. When I logged on, natch the video was called “Pig sex“. Sweet. Boars/pigs are prone to heat stress during summer months, their randiest time. To me, this is hysterical, pigs might feel too heat stressed to penetrate their swinettes, therefore pig farmers pull sperm from one pig and plug it into the flange of another pig. Sweet.
Another nonsensical cliché. I digress. Sweet.
Assuming for a moment that a farmer invented this cliché, I have a burning desire to know what compelled him or her to say it and what the circumstances were. Was s/he a hybrid farmer, raising boars and nurturing a peach orchard? How did s/he arrive at this? What specifically was the moment like? I refuse to believe it’s as simple as the farmer enduring too much solitude. I couldn’t bear the lack of irony. It’s not like a Staten Island native with slicked back hair invented it, thinking “What a great pick-up line”. Was it part of a trivial type board game back in the early 1900’s?
This cliché has me all twisted up.
My spin: Instead of bestiality, or fruitiality, have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?
Non-sequitur: When men or women, whatever the case may be, have sex with Meat Loaf, I wonder if he insists they scream “Oh, Meat Loaf, fuck me harder”. I couldn’t do it and not just because I’m a vegetarian.
I am glad you are a vegetarian. Fuck meatloaf indeed :)
I couldn’t do it with meatloaf either and I am not a vegetarian. I would be screaming if I found myself prone under his grotesque form, screaming, but not his name, more like, untie me you randy peach orchard boar..