Top 5 Things We LOVE About Sarah Palin

• Political Satire
• 4 Comments on Top 5 Things We LOVE About Sarah Palin
• Posted on 13 April, 201130 April, 2011
• by Katie Schwartz

 

1. Palin is comedic gold. No platinum.
2. Palin’s stupidity is so epic, she makes G’Bush Joon appear as if he’s got an 1/8 of a brain.
3. Palin’s children’s names are as nonsensical as her performances: Track (and field), Bristol (in the UK, which I highly doubt Palin knows the whereabouts of), Willow (tree), (pied) Piper, Trig (onometry)
4. Speaking of Trig, I am convinced he is the love child of Sarah, Bristol and O’Reilly.
5. I see a new iPhone app – Flinging Midgets at animated Sarah Palin’s being a HUGE success.