Comments on: If I Had Testicles http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/ Comedy Writer. Philanthropist. Mr. Rogers was, is and always will be creepy. Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:02:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Lisa Holley http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-185 Lisa Holley Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:29:21 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-185 thank you. this gave me the best laughs I have had in a very long time! thank you. this gave me the best laughs I have had in a very long time!

]]> By: XuXu http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-184 XuXu Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:02:34 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-184 Katie Schwartz! It's been too long! We want more!!!!!!!!!!! Where Are you???!!!! Katie Schwartz!
It’s been too long!
We want more!!!!!!!!!!!

Where Are you???!!!!

]]> By: Erik Deckers http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-183 Erik Deckers Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:27:19 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-183 Loved the naming them Bukowsky and Vonnegut. But you would NOT treat them like ping pong balls. That's painful. Loved the naming them Bukowsky and Vonnegut.

But you would NOT treat them like ping pong balls. That’s painful.

]]> By: La Belette Rouge http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-182 La Belette Rouge Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:00:24 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-182 I can admit that you got me to imagine, for just a moment, what it might be like to have them. Yet, I couldn't take the leap and imagine what I would do with them. It is more fun to sit back and watch you speculate. I can admit that you got me to imagine, for just a moment, what it might be like to have them. Yet, I couldn’t take the leap and imagine what I would do with them. It is more fun to sit back and watch you speculate.

]]> By: Rob Gokee http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-180 Rob Gokee Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:38:18 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-180 I play with my penis FAR more than my testicles. If I had a vagina... I'd keep my penis and let them play together. I play with my penis FAR more than my testicles.

If I had a vagina… I’d keep my penis and let them play together.

]]> By: libhomo http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-181 libhomo Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:21:09 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-181 I think I'll be obstinate and take this posting literally. I think I’ll be obstinate and take this posting literally.

]]> By: Cormac Brown http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-179 Cormac Brown Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:03:38 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-179 Actual testicles are overrated to a degree, and you have more balls than almost anyone else I know. Actual testicles are overrated to a degree, and you have more balls than almost anyone else I know.

]]> By: okjimm http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-178 okjimm Fri, 12 Feb 2010 01:54:46 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-178 well, iffen you gotz balls... you might want to return them to Obama. Word is he lost his. Or they may be Beck's.... in which case they are diseased and should be properly disposed of. Or if they are McCain's they should be wrinkled and shrively and could be used as a prune substitue..... but if they are mine.... please scratch them, I feel an itch. well, iffen you gotz balls… you might want to return them to Obama. Word is he lost his. Or they may be Beck’s…. in which case they are diseased and should be properly disposed of. Or if they are McCain’s they should be wrinkled and shrively and could be used as a prune substitue….. but if they are mine…. please scratch them, I feel an itch.

]]> By: XuXu http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-177 XuXu Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:37:22 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-177 Ok. You're awesome. Wanna be bloggy friends? to your mother, XuXu Ok. You’re awesome.

Wanna be bloggy friends?

to your mother,
XuXu

]]> By: Jack http://katieschwartz.com/2010/02/if-i-had-testicles/comment-page-1/#comment-176 Jack Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:01:09 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1498#comment-176 If I had testicles I know exactly what I'd do with them. Damn, I do have them. Something has to account for these crazy urges, must be them. If I had testicles I know exactly what I’d do with them. Damn, I do have them. Something has to account for these crazy urges, must be them.

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