Comments on: A Guy For A Thing

By: Shan Kelly

Shan Kelly — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:57:09 +0000

Er – a Small literary quibble -

You guys over the pond say you “could care less” about people’s religions etc, as above, whereas we in Ireland say we “could not care less”, meaning we couldn’t give a shit. When people say they don’t care about whatever, they’re usually lying.

This is a small quibble, but it offends my sense of logic. Could I care less about religions, yes. I could care less, because I hate the horrible things people do citing them. Am I interested in religions? Yes, I am – especially in the positive aspects – usually what they have in common – da good stuff. So saying you could care less is more truthful, I suppose, because it means you probably care a great deal or you wouldn’t have bothered addressing this stupid point
in the first place. :) ( Pls file under separated by a common language) potato tomato sidewalk pavement; garbage rubbish

By: brian murphy

brian murphy — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:07:38 +0000

Madam Schwartz:

I got a guy who has been remarkably successful training Jews to not only forget they’re Jewish, but also to help them understand that it’s hard to be taken seriously when a human believes their club is the only club allowed in heaven.
Then, stage three of the “De-Jew Clue” he actually teaches them to avoid announcing everywhere to everyone “Oh yeah, I’m Jewish” giving various examples by comparrisson – Catholics will never mention off-handedly they’re Catholics, and so on.

If Jewish is not a nationality – which confuses everyone still to this day, then it’s a religious belief and has no real meaning for non-jews who could care less.
Unfortunately, it’s painfully obvious most of the time, to those of us sick and tired of the elitist disparities – therefore stage four, conditions Jews to join the rest of humanity in brotherhood and deed – possibly even understanding what one of the last great Sheiks of Palestine meant when he asked President Hoover why his country had to be given to the Jews – he asked, why not Germany when after all, it was Germany who started and lost the fucking war in the first place.

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By: KarenZipdrive

KarenZipdrive — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 05:59:21 +0000

I hate the neighbor guy across the street. He’s a real grouchy prick. I was telling a friend about him and she said, “Do you want him taken care of? I have a guy for that.”
Wow. I was impressed, but I thought better of availing myself of his services.
Except for a guy like that, I have guys that can do everything else. It comes from living in the same town for 3o years.

By: Cyndi Woodruff

Cyndi Woodruff — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:01:00 +0000

“My guy, My guy, My guy…..talkin’ ’bout MY GUY”

Hahahaha!!! Good one, Katie!!!

By: Robyn

Robyn — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:59:29 +0000

I think there’s an app for that.

By: Dr. Monkey

Dr. Monkey — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:28:39 +0000

I got a plumber who will snake your drain like nobody’s business.

By: Cormac Brown

Cormac Brown — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:27:41 +0000

“My guy” is me, and I move furniture. Ask Anne, I’ll move it over here, and I’ll move it over there. I lift flats of things you buy at Costco, and I carry it up four flights of stairs to your apartment.

Do you need gallon tubs of humus and flats of water carried? Cases of maxi-pads and jugs of shampoo? I’m your guy.