Comments on: Maybe in My Next Life http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/maybe-in-my-next-life/ Comedy Writer. Philanthropist. Mr. Rogers was, is and always will be creepy. Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:49:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Shan Kelly http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/maybe-in-my-next-life/comment-page-1/#comment-152 Shan Kelly Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:13:32 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1481#comment-152 Outrageously funny story that every true coffee fiend will relate to - but at 4am? Jaysus, girl you are crazy, But full marks for determination. Please come to Dublin to perform this at a gig for the Dublin Dear Thyroid support network. Brendan Behan and Oscar Wilde will be there in spirit. And have you ever heard of decaff? Outrageously funny story that every true coffee fiend will relate to – but at 4am? Jaysus, girl you are crazy, But full marks for determination.

Please come to Dublin to perform this at a gig for the Dublin Dear Thyroid support network.

Brendan Behan and Oscar Wilde will be there in spirit. And have you ever heard of decaff?

]]> By: Dale http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/maybe-in-my-next-life/comment-page-1/#comment-151 Dale Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:05:58 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1481#comment-151 Everything is justifiable if coffee, cigarettes or sex is involved. I laughed so fecking hard at this. I couldn't help it. Don't hate! Everything is justifiable if coffee, cigarettes or sex is involved. I laughed so fecking hard at this. I couldn’t help it. Don’t hate!

]]> By: KarenZipdrive http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/maybe-in-my-next-life/comment-page-1/#comment-150 KarenZipdrive Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:49:21 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1481#comment-150 I used to use the following phrase a lot, so now I use it only on very special occasions, for maximum impact: Girl, you're crazier than a rat in a coffee can! My hunch is the coffee you bought was not decaf. Thanks for the hilarious story. I used to use the following phrase a lot, so now I use it only on very special occasions, for maximum impact:

Girl, you’re crazier than a rat in a coffee can!

My hunch is the coffee you bought was not decaf.
Thanks for the hilarious story.

]]> By: Eric Riback http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/maybe-in-my-next-life/comment-page-1/#comment-149 Eric Riback Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:55:28 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1481#comment-149 "can you be arrested for breaking into your own house?" Google Henry Louis Gates. “can you be arrested for breaking into your own house?”

Google Henry Louis Gates.

]]> By: Nicole http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/maybe-in-my-next-life/comment-page-1/#comment-148 Nicole Thu, 14 Jan 2010 14:35:02 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1481#comment-148 That was a well-told hilarious story, Missy. Many laugh-out-loud moments. You need to go perform this somewhere. Maybe at a Moth storytelling event? That was a well-told hilarious story, Missy. Many laugh-out-loud moments. You need to go perform this somewhere. Maybe at a Moth storytelling event?

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