Comments on: Be Positive! http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/ Comedy Writer. Philanthropist. Mr. Rogers was, is and always will be creepy. Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:49:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: KarenZipdrive http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-147 KarenZipdrive Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:56:59 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-147 I feel ya. The last decade was absolutely horrible for me, so much so I'm crouched in a defensive position hoping this new decade will suck a little less. However, I have found a miracle drug that treats aches and pains, depression and insomnia. It's called Zabar's raspberry and apricot rugelach and it's available without a prescription. I feel ya.
The last decade was absolutely horrible for me, so much so I’m crouched in a defensive position hoping this new decade will suck a little less.
However, I have found a miracle drug that treats aches and pains, depression and insomnia.
It’s called Zabar’s raspberry and apricot rugelach and it’s available without a prescription.

]]> By: Lori http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-146 Lori Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:33:12 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-146 Katie doll, Fuck "be positive". Forget that asshole. He has no clue. What we all need is Real. You Are REAL! Keep Keeping It REAL! That's Bellissimo (lovely) to me, for sure! lori Katie doll,

Fuck “be positive”. Forget that asshole. He has no clue.

What we all need is Real. You Are REAL!

Keep Keeping It REAL! That’s Bellissimo (lovely) to me, for sure!

lori

]]> By: okjimm http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-145 okjimm Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:35:45 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-145 take a couple of seconals, wash it down with a little Jack &coke. You may not really feel better, but it might help the forget process. & what's this new year stuff everybody keeps talking about? I ain't seen nothing new in so long..... it's all thrift-store vision to me. take a couple of seconals, wash it down with a little Jack &coke. You may not really feel better, but it might help the forget process. & what’s this new year stuff everybody keeps talking about? I ain’t seen nothing new in so long….. it’s all thrift-store vision to me.

]]> By: Cormac Brown http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-144 Cormac Brown Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:04:44 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-144 "I hate how disillusioned I am about certain people." I never promised you a rose garden or that I was actually <I>in</I> the balloon. "(boychicks heads-gutter-remove)." I can't, it won't lift! “I hate how disillusioned I am about certain people.”

I never promised you a rose garden or that I was actually in the balloon.

“(boychicks heads-gutter-remove).”

I can’t, it won’t lift!

]]> By: Freida Bee http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-142 Freida Bee Sun, 10 Jan 2010 06:38:03 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-142 Here's to hoping I'll be less cuntish (not in the good way) re: communication this year. You are rockin' Dear Thyroid hard. I had a friend getting a biopsy I was able to refer over, and what a great resource. I wish I had the ovaries to grab a jerk Dr. like that by the balls and squeeze hard for saying a shitty thing like that to you. My mom has a hard to diagnose terminal immune disease and the jerk doctors that told her it was all psychological despite fevers and bleeding lungs can bite me and die for costing her years off her life by delaying her diagnosis. Statistically speaking, her disease is much more highly early diagnosed in men than women, precisely because sexism dictates that women are overly emotional and should just control that shit. I love you, dear. Here’s to hoping I’ll be less cuntish (not in the good way) re: communication this year. You are rockin’ Dear Thyroid hard. I had a friend getting a biopsy I was able to refer over, and what a great resource. I wish I had the ovaries to grab a jerk Dr. like that by the balls and squeeze hard for saying a shitty thing like that to you.

My mom has a hard to diagnose terminal immune disease and the jerk doctors that told her it was all psychological despite fevers and bleeding lungs can bite me and die for costing her years off her life by delaying her diagnosis. Statistically speaking, her disease is much more highly early diagnosed in men than women, precisely because sexism dictates that women are overly emotional and should just control that shit.

I love you, dear.

]]> By: Eric Riback http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-143 Eric Riback Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:40:08 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-143 Doctors HATE IT when you present something that is hard to diagnose or when your body doesn't react to treatment in the usual way. You'd think they'd like the challenge, but instead it just pisses them off. Since THEIR head can't figure it out, it must just be in YOUR head. Doctors HATE IT when you present something that is hard to diagnose or when your body doesn’t react to treatment in the usual way. You’d think they’d like the challenge, but instead it just pisses them off. Since THEIR head can’t figure it out, it must just be in YOUR head.

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-141 Katie Schwartz Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:57:30 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-141 Woody; I adore you to bits and pieces. Love ya, honey lips. Har. I wish you weren't in a hellsphere, too. The world is turning to shit in a wrap-up. I'm over it. Thank you for your wonderful, generous and amazing words. Coming from such a prolific writer, they mean a lot. xo K Woody;

I adore you to bits and pieces. Love ya, honey lips. Har.

I wish you weren’t in a hellsphere, too. The world is turning to shit in a wrap-up. I’m over it.

Thank you for your wonderful, generous and amazing words. Coming from such a prolific writer, they mean a lot.

xo
K

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-140 Katie Schwartz Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:48:59 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-140 Great point, Rye-Rye. On Dear Thyroid, that conversation came up, especially in response to today's letter. http://bit.ly/4qefhB I wish they took vaginas as seriously as they do penises. Sigh Great point, Rye-Rye. On Dear Thyroid, that conversation came up, especially in response to today’s letter. http://bit.ly/4qefhB

I wish they took vaginas as seriously as they do penises.

Sigh

]]> By: Woody http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-139 Woody Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:01:18 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-139 Katie..Katie..Katie...I just love you to death. I'm not saying that because you were all pissed at the world when you wrote this, and likely still are today, but Im saying it because you're the real deal baby! I actually spit out my gluten-free pizza when I read "Phang just got back from Phucket and sent me a Christmas card. How many levels of wrong is that sentence?" And that doctor...holy shit. Of course after you got home I am sure you thought of a million ways to show the doc how stupid that comment was. Such as letting the air out of all 4 tires of his car and leaving a note, 'be positive!' What a D-bag. And as you know, i have two other websites, and for the past two weeks I havent even looked at, contributed to, opened email, moderated the forum, of the Therapy website. Because as you said, "Find a bridge and do the drama diva swan dive. I’m drowning myself. Who isn’t?!" and I find my self not having any sympathy for them or my own crap. But what you wrote is different, its venting...not crying for help or not seeing the big picture. THIS, I can read and sink my teeth into because you react...and that's what I love about you ;-). Katie..Katie..Katie…I just love you to death. I’m not saying that because you were all pissed at the world when you wrote this, and likely still are today, but Im saying it because you’re the real deal baby!
I actually spit out my gluten-free pizza when I read “Phang just got back from Phucket and sent me a Christmas card. How many levels of wrong is that sentence?”
And that doctor…holy shit. Of course after you got home I am sure you thought of a million ways to show the doc how stupid that comment was. Such as letting the air out of all 4 tires of his car and leaving a note, ‘be positive!’
What a D-bag. And as you know, i have two other websites, and for the past two weeks I havent even looked at, contributed to, opened email, moderated the forum, of the Therapy website. Because as you said, “Find a bridge and do the drama diva swan dive. I’m drowning myself. Who isn’t?!” and I find my self not having any sympathy for them or my own crap.
But what you wrote is different, its venting…not crying for help or not seeing the big picture. THIS, I can read and sink my teeth into because you react…and that’s what I love about you ;-).

]]> By: Eric Riback http://katieschwartz.com/2010/01/be-positive/comment-page-1/#comment-138 Eric Riback Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:50:55 +0000 http://katieschwartz.com/?p=1476#comment-138 The shit male doctors say to female patients! I promise you they don't speak that way to us. The shit male doctors say to female patients! I promise you they don’t speak that way to us.

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