Comments on: No Shortage Of Stuffing Pie Hole Here, Metaphorically Speaking

By: BorderExplorer

BorderExplorer — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:29:46 +0000

omg, my life feel awfully dull in comparison to your trials, Katie. But, all of a sudden, dull looks alright to me. Sorry about the tards on Twitter: stupidity reaching new depths in this nation. So good to read you again. Love your rants.

By: Zelda

Zelda — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:59:11 +0000

Hey Katie,

Long time no see your website! I lost the address somehow. I’m so glad I found it tonight. I love your rant. Regarding the “Zealarellas,” I learned a long time ago that it’s completely useless to try to reason with them. “Reason” is not in their vocabularies. Their brain cells have been commandeered by blind faith, and logic slides by like water off a duck’s back.

As for the “parking attendant” (ahem), good for you for not getting sucked into the racist accusation trap. I did, more than once, in my young and foolish days, and was darned sorry about it. Nowadays, I just tell everyone who irritates me to FUCK OFF!!!

By: Creepy

Creepy — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:10:20 +0000

Who the hell has the capacity to love everyone??? That would be spreading it alwfully thin in my book.

And can I borrow “Zealarellas?” LOVE IT!

By: Moxie

Moxie — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:08:10 +0000

Still giggling over “purple hemaphrodite gnome.”

This makes me think I’ll have to blog about my experiences with the born-agains. They engage me in conversation about Jesus, I tell them my beliefs, and they walk away dumbfounded. Probably because I didn’t curse them out.

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:58:25 +0000

I know you said you had a long list that you wouldnt go into but how could you not mention the Banks at the top of your list?!?! I actually sold my soul for a while and worked for one. I never felt so pointless and useless to society in my life. And I think Ms. Unconditional Love Everyone Lady needs to work within the corporate business side of the banks to see first hand that ‘love’ gets sucked out of you at the door as you walk in.
On a side note…I hate fabric stores because I can actually feel my testosterone being vaporized, its horrible!

By: KarenZipdrive

KarenZipdrive — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:29:57 +0000

Woo! What a sensational rant!
Allow me to add to it. There’s an interstate highway in Texas called IH35 and it runs from San Antonio to Austin on up.
I drive it frequently and lemme tell you, those fucking fucks in their pickup trucks and mini vans and Chevy Cavaliers drive 60 in the fucking fast lane.
Then when you pass them on the right, they glare at you like *you’re* the asshole.
I got so frustrated driving home from Thanksgiving in Austin, I ended up going Autobahn on those nitwits by flashing my headlights at them and making the ‘move over’ gesture.
A couple of rednecks in a Dodge 3500 dooley with another pickup on their flatbed took umbrage and started flipping me off and crowding me as I tried to pass them.
So I just hauled off and called 911, and the cops came after them after I told them the guys were drunk and weaving all over and running other drivers off the road.
They immediately exited after they saw me on the phone. Chicken shits!
Whew. I feel better now.

By: CP

CP — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:08:13 +0000

Hello dear, love your fight with the “parking attendant.” I’ve been about that angry enough to go off on some poor schmuck’s ass too, many times.

As for the Kristian love-fest, you should watch the Kathy Bates movie “Unconditional Love” if you have not seen it. Good message – that love IS indeed conditional. I’m with ya there.

By: Tengrain

Tengrain — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:04:06 +0000

Have you thought about Amway and vertical marketing…

Nice rant, my little C-word-ling. I always learn such new vocabulary and usage everytime you post something. Rectal Warfare is going on my Reader’s Digest “Improve your Vocabulary” list today.

Regards,

Tengrain

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By: Cormac Brown

Cormac Brown — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:32:51 +0000

Shit, I’m going down to The Ivy and playing the race card. I’m going to get a Lexus-hybrid, bay-by!

Of course I’m the valet, jhorts (jean shorts) and Led Zeppelin t-shirts are our new uniforms!

Oh, and mind you, this is just a small cross-sampling, because I couldn’t run all over the country, administering sodium pentathol to all the Bore-agains.

Jews that Bore-agains are obsessed with to the point of stalking, but don’t want to admit to it:

1) Jerry Seinfeld
2) Katie Schwartz
3) Seth Rogen
4) Adam Sandler
5) Larry King

Note, you that you have displaced Sarah Silverman, and that she will not be happy…watch yer back. Notice also that you are the only one without a show or movie out.

Note also that I had to listen to a lot of nonsense to get this information, including how those aren’t sixes on Dubya’s neck, but “a skin condition.”