Comments on: Will The Right Katie Girl Please Announce Herself?

By: Zelda

Zelda — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:31:44 +0000

And here I thought it was annoying to get dozens of emails a day promising to make my cock bigger, longer, harder and thicker!

By: KarenZipdrive

KarenZipdrive — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:29:54 +0000

When anyone Googles my real name, there’s a Ph.D. in England with the same name. She has published books and a million academic papers, so her name is all over the fuckin’ Internet.
Some articles I wrote can be found threaded into all her shit somewhere around page 10 of Google listings.
I’ve given serious thought to faking a British accent and impersonating her so I can score with chicks–but then I’d have to explain why my bed is in Texas. :/

By: Mauigirl

Mauigirl — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:28:05 +0000

This was hilarious. My sympathies for being mixed up with the other Katiegirl!

BTW, there’s a reason I am Mauigirl52 in my Yahoo e-mail address. The first several versions of Mauigirl were already taken so I finally gave up on being Mauigirl1, Mauigirl2, etc . and just made it 52 which was my age at the time…

By: Sylvia

Sylvia — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:50:13 +0000

You really must stop texting Adam!

Hysterical.

By: Cormac Brown

Cormac Brown — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:20:33 +0000

Good gravy, you think you know a gal for four years and she up and goes gentile on your ass…sigh. I’m not even going to talk about you holding out on me about your pregnancy.

Didn’t I say to you years ago that everybody was going to wanna kill for that email address?

By: Randal Graves

Randal Graves — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:14:21 +0000

You do realize that if you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior that you wouldn’t get any more S&M cock and ball swinging spam, right?

By: Pam

Pam — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 04:38:01 +0000

LMAO!!! You are SO hilarious, Katie! I esp. loved the letter at the end. :) I’m surprised you read these… I’d just delete from looking at the subject line.

By: Queen of the Road

Queen of the Road — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:51:11 +0000

Oy! The funny you can get out of this makes me sorry (almost, not quite) that there’s probably no one else on the planet with my name.

Although, no one could hope to do this with your Jewplomb.

By: Cyndi Woodruff

Cyndi Woodruff — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:58:49 +0000

LOL!!! Sorry about the annoying amounts of e-mails you are receiving…..but, your sense of humor (read sarcasm) has provided laughs for the rest of us!!

Hey!!! Does that say….’call Cyndi’ at the top of your page??? ;)

By: Katie Schwartz

Katie Schwartz — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:58:08 +0000

I know, right, Franny? That’s 80% of the emails. I deleted the other 20%. The shame. Every fucking month I get emails for the wrong Katie, such a crack up. This should be the least of my mishigas.

Har.

Thanks, Frannygirl

Love,
ME