Comments on: The Semitard Who Went Pro in Creeptardaree

By: quin browne

quin browne — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:55:02 +0000

yes, i’m stunned and shamed for them.

i also laughed like a loon reading your descriptions. no one tells pain like you, missus.

By: Fran

Fran — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:38:25 +0000

Holy motherfucking jesus on a waffle shit.

I am speechless. Except for what I just said.

By: KarenZipdrive

KarenZipdrive — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:53:43 +0000

Thank you for removing my urge to eat breakfast.
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By: Randal Graves

Randal Graves — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:39:17 +0000

Life simply wouldn’t be as interesting as it is without lunatics like these. The hammerin’ pissers, not your commenters.

By: Cormac Brown

Cormac Brown — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:24:41 +0000

Jeee-zus! Call it Thomas Wolfe mixed with “Deliverance,” NY-style!

Or at least; “You can’t go home again…not without pepper spray, a taser, a pitbull, and a snub-nose .38.”

By: John Carlucci

John Carlucci — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:43:10 +0000

You’re back in great form.

JDC

By: Queen of the Road

Queen of the Road — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:12:56 +0000

Sounds like this remnant of the master race needs a dental plan. Too bad they didn’t consult my dentist, Dr. Horowitz.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:20:16 +0000

I am, um, stunned? Fumbling for words because I’m so grossed out and horrified and still laughing here. Smashed a mezuzah with a hammer? You showed great restraint in not smashing him in his one tooth with your fist.

By: Bubs

Bubs — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:22:54 +0000

Holy shit. Holy, holy shit. How on God’s green earth did you hold it together that long?