Katie Schwartz - Comedy Writer. Founder Dear Thyroid. Knitter. Vintage Tchoch Collector. Guilt Enthusiast

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June 7, 2009

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Shalom;

First, I’ve migrated all of links from All The Way From Oy To Vey. If I’ve missed anyone, TELL ME, I promise you it was an oversight. You know how fucktarded I can be. Don’t be shy. I want all of you with me. Would you please redirect your links right here? I know it’s a pain in the ass. I super appreciate it.

Dear Thyroid Dish… So exciting. This week we announced the launch of our first Dear Thyroid Annual Anthology. Beginning in 2010 and every year thereafter, our “Best of Letters” from DearThyroid.com within each category we accept letters from, will be available in print. Other big news, Mary Shomon Passionate Thyroid Patient Advocate and  Best-Selling Author of numerous Thyroid books, Founder of Thyroid Info, “Unbiased News and Support”, and one hell of a glandalicious dame is interviewing Dear Thyroid on About.com.

Three Dames With A Clue announced our June show, which kicks fuckin’ ass “Women’s Expression of Sex and Sexuality“. The shit that’s going down at this shindig is going to be fierce.

This week, the shame, I got three pics of a naked peenyboy in my inbox meant for, of course, another Katiegirl surprised?! . Anyhoodle, the email was clearly an exchange he’d been having with another Katiegirl. I email him back and tell him I wasn’t the “Katie” this email was meant for. He decides to e-stalk me back. Wanna know what he said?

You sound very interesting!!  Maybe I can get some pics from u?!!  I also have more where those came from.  I am actually communicating with a couple of women on Ashley Madison.com.., a place to have affairs.  Interested?  Wouldn’t that be funny if an incorrect email led to something great?  Well probably not.  Besides, your probably no where near Columbus, Ohio.

Why yes, nothing screams hot, must have you, like married cheating cock. Dipshit.

John Donald Carlucci’s writing, sculpting, graphic design and video work can be viewed and purchased on his brand spankin’ new off the hook website, Darke Media.

Our Joe is fast becoming a famous author. He’s writing for Chicago Now, his column is called Arresting Tales.

Our Utah Savage is going through a rather horrific situation and needs all the love and support we have to give. While you’re clicking through cyberspace, send some love and good wishes to a dame near and dear to my heart. She blogs Telling Secrets.

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  1. Katiegirl, you of the married cheating cock estalker!

    Holy crap.

    BTW baby, your link to Telling Secrets goes to Utah Savage. Just sayin’!

    xoxoxox

    Comment by Fran — June 7, 2009 @ 5:23 pm
  2. KK

    The link to me is still incorrect. You have it listed as

    “http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/www.DarkeMedia.com”

    when it should be
    “http://www.darkemedia.com”

    Same problem as the last article – sorry.

    Also, there isn’t any writing or sculpting at Darke Media. That is my graphic art and video company. Most everything else is at Darke Curiosity Emporium
    http://www.darkecuriosityemporium.com

    Confusing huh?

    I didn’t make it to the sidebar – pout.

    JDC

    Comment by John Carlucci — June 7, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
  3. Also, http://johndonaldcarlucci.blogspot.com/ is now runnng because too many people want to hear me bitch about stuff again.

    JDC

    Comment by John Carlucci — June 7, 2009 @ 5:48 pm
  4. I see my little blog didn’t make the move. Oh well. Someday I’ll figure out why you hate me.

    Comment by Dr. Monkey — June 7, 2009 @ 10:21 pm
  5. hey, katie, you got mine on there, and considering the voluminous output of my blog the past six months, i wholeheartedly deserve your support. or not. i’m really quite the fucktard, if you must know.

    sorry about mixing you up with the other katie. please don’t tell my wife.

    Comment by bookfraud — June 8, 2009 @ 6:41 pm
  6. “Why yes, nothing screams hot, must have you, like married cheating cock. Dipshit.”

    You know on top of all that, dude is a neo-con, too.

    Comment by Cormac Brown — June 9, 2009 @ 3:39 pm
  7. I wonder if the guy who is now estalking you is Todd Palin, that sounds like the kinda site he would be lurking on. Whada munt…

    Comment by Travelingman Rick — June 9, 2009 @ 9:05 pm
  8. U snd ntrstng! LOL! BFF! OMFG suxxors pwned! pics!

    See what happens when you play on the internets? I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson. Only play in the street while taking candy from strangers.

    Comment by Randal Graves — June 10, 2009 @ 2:34 pm
  9. Katie, so sorry you’re being stalked by cyberpervs. Nice to know there’s no shortage of sleaze in the world. I was beginning to worry about that.

    The new blog looks awesome! And by the way — you’ve been tagged!

    Comment by Freaky Jewelry — June 20, 2009 @ 5:43 pm
  10. Holy shit, how did I miss this post when it came out? Katie, you’re too sweet writing me up like that. I loved your accidental email story:

    “Besides, your probably no where near Columbus, Ohio.”

    The tragedy of it.

    Comment by Bubs — June 24, 2009 @ 7:32 am
  11. How do you like Wordpress?

    I started on Blogger, grew to hate it and after being nudged by seemingly everyone, decided to move my Blog to Wordpress. It really was the best decision I could make.

    One thing I think is very useful about Wordpress is, if you should have a technical problem, they have a huge FAQ board and if this doesn’t help, you can write them and they actually write back with an answer and a solution.

    Best of all, it’s free! Woo hoo!

    Comment by Christopher di Spirito — June 26, 2009 @ 1:38 pm
  12. *hug* my friend.

    I love the new digs and have updated your link on my page. I hope you’re well. You sound wonderful, happy and alive. I dig that.

    Always wanted you to be happy and laughing.

    Love
    Cath.

    Comment by Miss.Smack — July 3, 2009 @ 1:19 am
  13. Hey Katie-girl, where are you? We miss you!

    Comment by Madam Z — July 6, 2009 @ 2:25 am
  14. You shoulda asked your cyber-stalker what State he is Governor of, babe.

    Comment by Mountjoy, who else™ — July 8, 2009 @ 7:00 am
  15. i read your blog, and i go from tears to laughter.. and sometimes, at the same time.

    thanks.

    Comment by quin browne — July 16, 2009 @ 4:44 am
  16. Katie- Lest you think I’m not still e-stalking you. I am. I just have to chase you down. Alrighty then.

    Comment by Freida Bee — July 25, 2009 @ 8:46 pm

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