Comments on: What the Fuck, Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/ Comedy Writer. Philanthropist. Mr. Rogers was, is and always will be creepy. Sun, 15 Apr 2012 22:02:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Cormac Brown http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-24 Cormac Brown Tue, 26 May 2009 15:21:08 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-24 "You got rid of your fucktards?" They hauled off all on there on, we're still under siege from the construction next door and it is worse on their floor than mine. "Wow, you are soo lucky." You know, I'll have to get back to you on that one. I was hoping the last time to get people that didn't fall down drunk all the time and we wound up with twice the drunks, only these were psychotic. "I wish mine would spontaneously combust. They won’t, so I’m shipping out." I miss Superdog, he would've put them in their place. "I miss you, my best online BFF! I have to catch up on all things Cormac and start blogging more frequently." I miss you, too! “You got rid of your fucktards?”

They hauled off all on there on, we’re still under siege from the construction next door and it is worse on their floor than mine.

“Wow, you are soo lucky.”

You know, I’ll have to get back to you on that one. I was hoping the last time to get people that didn’t fall down drunk all the time and we wound up with twice the drunks, only these were psychotic.

“I wish mine would spontaneously combust. They won’t, so I’m shipping out.”

I miss Superdog, he would’ve put them in their place.

“I miss you, my best online BFF! I have to catch up on all things Cormac and start blogging more frequently.”

I miss you, too!

]]> By: KarenZipdrive http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-23 KarenZipdrive Tue, 26 May 2009 15:17:06 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-23 Oy, those neighbors with the sensitive shnozzes. I recommend you pan fry a nice mackeral and boil some cabbage with the windows open. Then if you like I can save up the contents of my three kittys' litter boxes and mail them to you. You can reconstitute the chunks with ammonia, then aim a fan over the box toward the neighbor's window. To show them some faux concern, buy 6 peach scented candles from the nearest Indian convenience store. Gotta be peach scented--it's an instant headache. ;) Oy, those neighbors with the sensitive shnozzes.
I recommend you pan fry a nice mackeral and boil some cabbage with the windows open.
Then if you like I can save up the contents of my three kittys’ litter boxes and mail them to you. You can reconstitute the chunks with ammonia, then aim a fan over the box toward the neighbor’s window.
To show them some faux concern, buy 6 peach scented candles from the nearest Indian convenience store. Gotta be peach scented–it’s an instant headache.
;)

]]> By: distributorcap http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-14 distributorcap Mon, 25 May 2009 20:31:13 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-14 only you can make moving fun...... boy i have missed the rants only you can make moving fun…… boy i have missed the rants

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-21 Katie Schwartz Mon, 25 May 2009 14:20:37 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-21 Awww, DC, you're such a honey. Thank you so much. I have missed you, too. Awww, DC, you’re such a honey. Thank you so much. I have missed you, too.

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-20 Katie Schwartz Mon, 25 May 2009 14:20:01 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-20 Frannylish, my beautiful baby. I really have to move. Since we dished, they've gotten worse. I can't do it anymore. I've decided they have vadgeicoses *psychoses*. Thanks, babes, so glad you like it. I am dying to hear about your rendevous with Travelingman Rick. I like him so much. I bet youse had the best time. I hated wordpress, too. Now, I'm so in love with it. I will teach you all about it. I can't believe the flexibility. For you, I think it will be poifect. We'll dish. I love you, my sweet. xoxoxox Frannylish, my beautiful baby. I really have to move. Since we dished, they’ve gotten worse. I can’t do it anymore. I’ve decided they have vadgeicoses *psychoses*.

Thanks, babes, so glad you like it.

I am dying to hear about your rendevous with Travelingman Rick. I like him so much. I bet youse had the best time.

I hated wordpress, too. Now, I’m so in love with it. I will teach you all about it. I can’t believe the flexibility. For you, I think it will be poifect. We’ll dish.

I love you, my sweet.

xoxoxox

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-19 Katie Schwartz Mon, 25 May 2009 14:17:11 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-19 You got rid of your fucktards? Wow, you are soo lucky. I wish mine would spontaneously combust. They won't, so I'm shipping out. I miss you, my best online BFF! I have to catch up on all things Cormac and start blogging more frequently. You got rid of your fucktards? Wow, you are soo lucky. I wish mine would spontaneously combust. They won’t, so I’m shipping out.

I miss you, my best online BFF! I have to catch up on all things Cormac and start blogging more frequently.

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-18 Katie Schwartz Mon, 25 May 2009 14:15:43 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-18 Ha. Haterade. Ha. Haterade.

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-17 Katie Schwartz Mon, 25 May 2009 14:15:15 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-17 Thanks, Lewchiekins. I really appreciate it. love Shrinktail, he's the shit. I'm so fucking happy about the 3-months of a balanced thyroid. After so many years, it's kind of surreal. I find myself asking "Really? Seriously? No. Really?" Thanks, Lewchiekins. I really appreciate it. love Shrinktail, he’s the shit. I’m so fucking happy about the 3-months of a balanced thyroid. After so many years, it’s kind of surreal. I find myself asking “Really? Seriously? No. Really?”

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-16 Katie Schwartz Mon, 25 May 2009 14:14:13 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-16 Thanks, Mauigirl. I'll be adding YOU too, and my other goils and guys. This week, it will get done! Thanks, Mauigirl. I’ll be adding YOU too, and my other goils and guys. This week, it will get done!

]]> By: Katie Schwartz http://katieschwartz.com/2009/05/what-the-fuck-katie-schwartz/comment-page-1/#comment-15 Katie Schwartz Mon, 25 May 2009 14:13:24 +0000 http://katieschwartz.wordpress.com/?p=83#comment-15 Thanks, Queenie. I'm digging it hard. Thanks, Queenie. I’m digging it hard.

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